California Governor You gotta go through half the list of dozens to get to Xavier Becerra, but he's our first choice. Because McKenzie Bezos is the only good billionaire.
| Candidate | Party | Quick take |
|---|---|---|
| Katie Porter | Democrat | Consumer-protection focused campaign centered on accountability and economic messaging. |
| Xavier Becerra | Democrat | Longtime public official emphasizing experience in state and federal government. |
| Antonio Villaraigosa | Democrat | Former LA mayor running on executive experience and housing-focused messaging. |
| Tom Steyer | Democrat | Business and climate-focused campaign with an emphasis on environmental policy. |
| Betty Yee | Democrat | Fiscal-policy oriented candidate highlighting budgeting and state finance experience. |
| Tony Thurmond | Democrat | Education-focused campaign centered on schools and youth outcomes. |
| Matt Mahan | Democrat | Moderate governance message focused on efficiency and local government performance. |
| Ian Calderon | Democrat | Younger candidate positioning himself as part of a generational shift in leadership. |
| Steve Hilton | Republican | Conservative campaign focused on economic policy and regulatory reform. |
| Chad Bianco | Republican | Law-enforcement centered campaign emphasizing public safety concerns. |
California Lieutenant Governor Tubbs.
| Candidate | Party | Quick take |
|---|---|---|
| Michael Tubbs | Democrat | Former Stockton mayor, UBI guy, anti-poverty focus, and probably the clearest “next generation Democrat” in the race. |
| Fiona Ma | Democrat | Longtime Sacramento institutional figure whose whole pitch is basically “I already know where the buttons are.” |
| Josh Fryday | Democrat | Newsom-world candidate with heavy “competent administration” energy. |
| Janelle Kellman | Democrat | Climate-focused attorney trying to carve out the policy-wonk lane in a race most voters barely know exists. |
| Gloria Romero | Republican | Former Democrat turned Republican running on anti-DEI, anti-COVID-policy, anti-whatever-the-California-Democrats-are-doing energy. |
| Other candidates | Various | A mix of long-shot hopefuls, “outsider” campaigns, and people whose websites look like they were made during lunch. |
Statewide Picks. We are tired. Trust or don't.
Attorney General
Rob Bonta
Secretary of State
Shirley N. Weber
Controller
Malia M. Cohen
Treasurer
Turner
Insurance Commissioner
Jane Kim
State Board of Equalization, District 3
Nelson Esparza
Superintendent of Public Instruction
Henderson